What Nobody Tells you about your First time

Yup! I know it's early but I saw this post in a dream and I had to write about it. Getting your cherry popped is something that if over plan will go the exact same way if you didn't plan it...

Its a big deal don't let anyone tell you to get it over and don't let them sell you any Hollywood tale..

 
Here are things no-one tells you;

Hurts like a machete  

Sex is disgusting

You will bleeding like it's Friday the 13th

If you don't bleed it's still going to  hurt the exact same way.

You may cry, higher chances that you'll cry

You would eventually get a hang of it.... but not the first time

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