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About Short Dresses, Turning 21 Again and Other Stories.

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After long consideration, I decided that you guys deserved a new blog post. I didn't post last week cus you people didn't read the last story time - 😡 So, someone asked me the other day, What do you like to wear? and I said I like to be naked and that was the truth. Over time I realized that I'm so comfortable in short dresses and skimpy outfits in general. It's lit guys!!! Anyway as some of you know I'll be turning 21 again on the 3rd of September. I know you are jealous - it's not me oh! It's God that made me ageless. This year I what I want for my birthday is to give and keep giving. The joy that comes with knowing that you have met a need is simply priceless and if you don't take anything away from this post try and take that. There's a lot to chat about as I didn't share last weeks post. I really love CTRL by SZA. That's my album of the year... NGL. Listen to it Drew Barrymore & The Weekend are very great tracks.  Also, can we ...

Story Time: I cried Inside Danfo

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Let me walk you through my day 17th August 2017... It was a beautiful day that started later than my usual days. I ought to have done yoga but I didn't. I think that's where it all fell apart - TBH So, I have had to go pick up my national ID card for a while and it's been affecting my bank account for a while. I had to call in late on Wednesday so I can get my coins sorted by next pay day. I picked up my ID card and dashed off to the bank - all movements were made with Keke Napep as I stopped entering danfo a while back ( a story for another day) After my bank issues were sorted I requested a uber ride, the driver showed up quickly & then he asked for my destination and then his brain suddenly remembered he is going to mainland routes only as he has to take his car to the shop. I was so pissed and Airtel decided to make me a bit more angry as usual as the ride wasn't canceled because of the network. The uber driver eventually canceled the...

I Need A Vacation

I promised I will post once a week and I stayed consistent all through July. Really happy about that because I have the busiest schedule ever! My sleeping pattern is such a mess but everything has started balancing out and with time I will get used to it all. One of my major goals this year is to go on a vacation and I have started working towards it. I'm staying realistic with my locations and they are actually looking feasible. I'm super excited to be going on vacation because I have worked for as long as I can remember and I deserve some time off, from Nigeria generally or Lagos at least. I really didn't want to write a short post and I also didn't want to leave the blog blank for this. Anyways here's my entry for this week and I shall do better next time. Hope you are enjoying the Memoirs of a 21-year-old virgin ? There is so much more to come.

Memoirs Of A 21 Year Old Virgin - Something Happened

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Hi guys, I hope you read the last episode since I promised to stay consistent here is another one. Sometimes things happen and you have that why me moment, that was me a few months ago. I recently took notice of some changes in my body. After a week of seeing my period I start spotting, sometimes heavy (fills up a panty liner). So, I got worried called my uncle, he is a doctor. I explained everything to him and I, of course, we had the usual Q n A...  Dialogue below: Doctor: You have to be straight forward with me and tell the truth, the truth would lead to a solution Me: At this point, i was not even scared cause I knew the question was are you sexually active, so I replied saying, 'ask your question'. Doctor: Are you sexually active? Do you use contraceptives? Me: I just answered No, I am not sexually active and I have never used any contraceptives, the only thing I use is pain relief when I have cramps. Doctor: It could be (mute) Me : you are scaring me talk I do ...